Author: Sean Loos

It's what's on the inside that counts. Just look at burritos. The outside is plain and ordinary, but the inside is where dreams come true.

This woman got so offended when I asked if I could pet her son, like I'm the one who put him on a leash. —

What's the mourning period for having forgotten the other half of your burrito at the restaurant? Like three months? — Liana Maeby (@lianamaeby) May 29,

FITNESS TIP: Create a reward system to help you work out. For example, do one push-up and then reward yourself by never doing one again.

All dogs know how to drive cars but none of them ever do cause they can't tell if the lights are red or green and