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A Porno by Wes Anderson.
I'm making my famous three alarm chili. Alarm 1: What kind of meat is this? Alarm 2: Is that a fingernail? Alarm 3: Why am I so sleepy?
When I first saw the Spanx that have a crotch opening, I thought it was for easy-access sex. Then I was like "oh yeah–peeing. I
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George Washington vs. Shakira’s hips — Paige (@PeachCoffin) May 4, 2014 via http://twitter.com/PeachCoffin