Ironically, the whitest thing you can do is order the new Oprah chai tea latté at Starbucks. — John Quaintance (@John_Quaintance) May 4, 2014 via
I can't wait until the episode of Cosmos where they teach you how to drive your man wild. — Alison Leiby (@AlisonLeiby) May 4, 2014
high-waisted jean shorts > high, wasted Gene Simmons — Randi Lawson (@RandiLawson) May 4, 2014 via http://twitter.com/RandiLawson
Why is Flo, the Progressive Insurance agent, wearing an apron as her uniform? Doesn't want to get insurance all over her clothes? — Betty F*ckin'
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(NSFW) My friend Spike has a new compendium of comics. It’s a classy collection of sexy comics, most of which were written and illustrated entirely by women. They’re finishing their kickstarter in the next two days, so please give it a look!
I'm thinking about getting pregnant for the cravings. — Liana Maeby (@lianamaeby) May 3, 2014 via http://twitter.com/lianamaeby
How to Know Your Body is Aroused – 15.
How many licks does it take to bring the TootsieRoll® Owl to orgasm? — Randi Lawson (@RandiLawson) May 3, 2014 via http://twitter.com/RandiLawson
Billy on the Street: The Meryl-Go-Round!.