Author: Sean Loos

Why do I hate pollen? Let me spell it out for you. Where does pollen come from? Plant sex. Are any of those plants married?

A team of autistic superheroes called The Spectrum. — Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) April 23, 2014 via http://twitter.com/KenJennings

Miscarriage is such a negative word. I prefer "self-cleaning oven." — Paige (@PeachCoffin) April 23, 2014 via http://twitter.com/PeachCoffin

Why don't death row prisoners request the chair AS the last meal? Then there's no chair, plus you're nice and full. Wake up felons —

There's a new bakery on my block. It's vegan, gluten-free, and dairy-free. It's basically a napkin store. — Alison Leiby (@AlisonLeiby) April 23, 2014 via

wow steve how dare you actually i'm great at chess, i know all the pieces: horse, bathrobe, nipple, woman, house, bart simpson — thomas violence

After I discovered I was allergic to most cat & dog fur, I had to turn to science. Meet my dog, Rick. 100% denim. Feels

I need an antivirus program for my computer that protects me from the 17 daily pop up messages from my current antivirus program — rachael