Author: Sean Loos

Came up with a cure for depression I call "Eat stuff then play with your genitals" — Princess Anús (@Slashleen) December 31, 2013 via http://twitter.com/Slashleen

The things I want to do to your body are dirtier than the kitchen in an apartment full of straight men. — Trevor S (@trevso_electric)

Next time you're feeling good about yourself, just remember that you didn't do anything to stop Avril Lavigne. You did nothing. — Jamie Woodham (@jwoodham)

i don't think i've ever sexted except one time i sent a guy a picture of pulled pork i guess that counts — lauren ashley

WAKE UP AMERICA:: squirrel is just 6 letter away from COMMUNISM. #theyStealingOurNuts — birdsrightsactivist (@ProBirdRights) December 30, 2013 via http://twitter.com/ProBirdRights