Hi I'm Dan. Nice to feet you. MEET. Not a foot fetishist. Not exclusively. Legs are nice. Look, we got off on the wrong shoe.
When someone knocks on the bathroom door I'm in at a restaurant I like to yell "OH THANK GOD. GET IN HERE AND UNZIP ME"
Forensics reports show that Video's hair and semen were found on The Radio Star's body. No alibi either. Case closed. — Don Nichols (@TheDairylandDon) June
please recycle this product at some unknown mythical place if you can find it you win we will not help you at all good luck
It's a very confusing time for a woman when she realizes what she wants for her anniversary is a leaf blower with a 100 foot
Boy, are you an avocado? Because I resisted you for a long time but now I want you on my everything. — Mariya Alexander (@MariyaAlexander)
"Who wrote this shit?!" -Helen Keller after touching someone's acne, probably… — Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) June 10, 2014 via http://twitter.com/Eden_Eats
I don't think enough parents take advantage of the fact newborn's skulls can be molded into any shape they want before the bones fuse. —