WAKE UP AMERICA:: squirrel is just 6 letter away from COMMUNISM. #theyStealingOurNuts — birdsrightsactivist (@ProBirdRights) December 30, 2013 via http://twitter.com/ProBirdRights
Learning a lot about scrapbooking from this serial killer TV show. — Nic Cage Match (@NicCageMatch) December 30, 2013 via http://twitter.com/NicCageMatch
I might eat more kale if it didn't come in jumbo-sized bundles that take up my whole fridge. No wait, I'm just making excuses. Fuck
When I under this styrofoam a coffee cup i am a phantom;; These pastry is as good as mine — birdsrightsactivist (@ProBirdRights) December 29, 2013
If you don't have a dog whistle you can just use two girls who haven't seen each other in a while saying hi. — Nic
Actually, the correct term is a "Doritos® Persons with Mental Illness Tacos." — Trevor S (@trevso_electric) December 27, 2013 via http://twitter.com/trevso_electric
Bedding is probably my favorite word that means sheets as well as taking someone to the pork factory — Paige (@PeachCoffin) December 27, 2013 via
2014 will be the year I completely change my personality AND body I JUST KNOW IT (yells at a kid, eats jar of queso dip)
"I've … been … kissed on the nose by a whale." —seals omg could that happen — Paige (@PeachCoffin) December 26, 2013 via http://twitter.com/PeachCoffin