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PeachCoffin:

December 25, 2013December 25, 2013By Sean Loos

Any position can be the fetal position if you're inside your mom while you're doing it — o holy peach (@PeachCoffin) December 26, 2013 via

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SamGrittner:

December 25, 2013December 25, 2013By Sean Loos

This homemade coupon is good for one gift card redeemable for two fingers up a hole of your choosing on your birthday or New Year's

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robfee:

December 24, 2013By Sean Loos

The story of Rudolph is a great way to let your kid know that bullies will keep torturing him until he's famous, then they'll be

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behindyourback:

December 24, 2013By Sean Loos

At least girls with daddy issues just strip. Guys with daddy issues tend to start fights or invade Iraq. — mar aggressive (@behindyourback) December 23,

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PeachCoffin:

December 23, 2013December 23, 2013By Sean Loos

I used to be really good at archery until someone told me archery is shooting with a bow & arrow and not eating KitKats in

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TheTweetOfGod:

December 23, 2013December 23, 2013By Sean Loos

Traditional marriage was between a boy's parents and a girl's parents. And maybe some cattle. — God (@TheTweetOfGod) December 23, 2013 via http://twitter.com/TheTweetOfGod

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ceejoyner:

December 21, 2013December 21, 2013By Sean Loos

Too many people left the parade phobia meeting at the same time and now we're all in the hallway vomiting and screaming. — Ceej (@ceejoyner)

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JennyJohnsonHi5:

December 21, 2013December 21, 2013By Sean Loos

It's almost Christmas, be sure to stash a phone charger and bottle of alcohol in the bathroom. We're gonna get through this together. — Jenny

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PeachCoffin:

December 21, 2013By Sean Loos

I asked Ma for a recipe of hers. She said "but it's a family secret." I said "like alcoholism? Cause you gave me that no

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JennyPentland:

December 21, 2013December 21, 2013By Sean Loos

I just asked my 8yo to quit yelling and he said, "I'm NOT yelling. This is my voice and all my life I've been whispering.

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