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It's a very confusing time for a woman when she realizes what she wants for her anniversary is a leaf blower with a 100 foot

Boy, are you an avocado? Because I resisted you for a long time but now I want you on my everything. — Mariya Alexander (@MariyaAlexander)

REMINDER: The party that thinks we can "cure" gay people says there's nothing we can do about gun violence. — LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) June 10, 2014

"Who wrote this shit?!" -Helen Keller after touching someone's acne, probably… — Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) June 10, 2014 via http://twitter.com/Eden_Eats

I don't think enough parents take advantage of the fact newborn's skulls can be molded into any shape they want before the bones fuse. —

Men are just machines you pour beer into until the sex falls out. — Shari VanderWerf (@shariv67) June 10, 2014 via http://twitter.com/shariv67