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"Girl, you can call me Tapas because there's a real good chance I'm going to leave you unsatisfied." — Tim Siedell (@badbanana) June 8, 2014

Dang girl are you Ratatouille because you're so amazing I'm willing to look past your blatant sanitation problems. — Rob Fee (@robfee) June 8, 2014

RIP all those babies that died when Amelia Bedelia was told to "baby-sit" them. — Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) June 7, 2014 via http://twitter.com/KenJennings

So annoying that I can't check my Facebook at work. I can check everyone else's, just not mine. — CIA Soc Med Intern (@CIASocMedIntern) June

Honestly, I think I might be overdoing it at the gym. I went once in 2011 and then I almost went today. It's starting to

Marriage is when "Take your pants off" becomes "Take your pants off. I'm doing laundry." — Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) June 7, 2014 via http://twitter.com/LizHackett

The whiteboard marker convention is the Expo Expo. — Jenny Jaffe (@jennyjaffe) June 7, 2014 via http://twitter.com/jennyjaffe