just waiting on Jesus to show up here, my grandma's been crying out to him for help for the last hour and a half so if
Dilbert comic strip for 05/27/2014 from the official Dilbert comic strips archive..

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The good news is we can get Congress to impose strict firearm restrictions if we shape all guns like vaginas. — Bill Dixon (@BillDixonish) May
10 Facts That Will Blow Your Mind, Assuming You Are At Least As Ignorant As The Author Of This List Was Before They Researched It
The older you are, the more questions you have for the waiter. — Michael (@Home_Halfway) May 26, 2014 via http://twitter.com/Home_Halfway
my thoughts are with everyone who has to endure their lover's meat farts later today — lauren ashley bishop (@sbellelauren) May 26, 2014 via http://twitter.com/sbellelauren

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