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just waiting on Jesus to show up here, my grandma's been crying out to him for help for the last hour and a half so if

The good news is we can get Congress to impose strict firearm restrictions if we shape all guns like vaginas. — Bill Dixon (@BillDixonish) May

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The older you are, the more questions you have for the waiter. — Michael (@Home_Halfway) May 26, 2014 via http://twitter.com/Home_Halfway

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