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FITNESS TIP: Create a reward system to help you work out. For example, do one push-up and then reward yourself by never doing one again.

All dogs know how to drive cars but none of them ever do cause they can't tell if the lights are red or green and

What's the first thing that pops in your head when I say "aneurysm"? — Cohin Reyds (@cortronic) May 27, 2014 via http://twitter.com/cortronic

sometimes I find it hard to tell someone I love them so I make sure to do things that show my love like peeing with

It was awfully discreet of Bruce Springsteen to name that song "Secret Garden" rather than "Vagina" — Matthew Hunziker (@DogCitizen) May 27, 2014 via http://twitter.com/DogCitizen

I wouldn't say I'm the best at counting but I'm probably in the top twelvety. — GoaT FacE ThrillA (@EndhooS) May 27, 2014 via http://twitter.com/EndhooS