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All you need is love. And food. Bring a knife with you. And a way to start a fire. Do you have matches? Matches are

At this point, I want Hillary to be the next president solely to see 1000s of asshole's heads explode. I'm coming just thinking about it.

Looking so much like a dad that I wield the power to ground anyone at this Hot Topic. — Chris Worthington (@SomeChrisTweets) May 25, 2014

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*goes home at 9:30 because that's enough Saturday, thank you very much* — rachael (@WookieOnUnicorn) May 25, 2014 via http://twitter.com/WookieOnUnicorn

If my calculations are correct Mario Batali has confused his fingers for cooked sausages at least once — Paige (@PeachCoffin) May 25, 2014 via http://twitter.com/PeachCoffin

more people should throw parties that start in the morning so you can have fun but still get to bed on time oh no i'm